fruitlupee:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

excuse me

beylenciaga:

beyoncé honestly just likes to play dress-up she be posting all these my life updates but then she never goes anywhere, there are no candid paparazzi pictures and you know she don’t like people……..she really just clowning around having a runway show in her 100-room labyrinth ass house for shits and giggles

tami-taylors-hair:

nuclearsweetheart:

emeline-savage:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain

eggcup:

my plan

step 1: buy 15 identical cats

step 2: invite someone over

step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say “just one but he’s really fast”